#Caesar the oh hellos

[just-floetcoeur]

Today is this blog’s birthday and I’ve got nothing better to spend it than say that I’ve always headcanoned Vylad being the eldest, Garroth being the middle child and Zane being the youngest.

Meanwhile, I’m caught between my two obsessions: Pressure and VTSOM

[ashesforart]

take me up, cast me away

[dangerxox]

ides of march playlist Caesar by The Oh Hellos one thousand times

[monotart]

aw jeez rick im posting pictures long past their creation date aw jeez im morty oooohh

[valhallassoundbox]

owo? whats this?

[soapcan18]

WHERE R MY FELLOW THE OH HELLOS ENJOYERS?? RISE UP

[melit0n]

Thank you to @moonchild-in-blue and @lifemod17 for tagging me <33

-> Using only song titles of one artist or band, answer the questions!

Artist: The Oh Hellos

What is your gender: Passerine

How do you feel: This Will End

If you could go anywhere: On The Mountain Tall

Favourite mode of transportation: Trees

Your best friend: Hello My Old Heart

Favourite time of day: Like The Dawn

If your life was a TV show: The Lament of Eustace Scrubb OR I Have Made Mistakes

Relationship status: Caesar

Your fear: I was wrong

Some no pressure tags are @hookedhobbies @branches-in-a-flood @cinnamo6 @kkarmatic @missilesilo and anyone else who wants to join :D

[didsomeonesayventus]

help me 6/10 of my top ten on spotify wrapped this year are on my alear playlist

[activatebutterflyshield]

Oh Hellos album creatures, again designed for possible patch and sticker making. The Four Winds can voltron together to make this original Oh Hellos creature.

Close ups under the cut

[bunni-v1]

Bunni that lighter x virgin reader was so GOOD??? YOUR BRAIN SO BIG?? it got me all embarrassed reading it, I had to take breaks in between cause the image of soft dom lighter is just so abgssngausgahstshh???? (I was also blasting ‘Like You Mean’ It by Steven Rodriguez when I was reading ur fic like oh god this song fits lighter so much 😳)

Aaaanyways I was wondering if you have any hcs for the day after lighter takes readers first time or any after care that he’d do? Also bit of a tangent but do you think lighter is the type to have cheesy nicknames for his partner like idk…sugar? Pumpkin? Or would he go the normal babe and doll type

Sorry it’s a bit long, I’m just happy to see lighter writers you all are a blessing thank you for the food 🤲🏼

🍓Hello lovely! Sorry I took so long to get to this, I'm p sure the hype around that fic is over, but this has been on my mind for so long and I just haven't had the motivation. I got some now, though, so here it is! (this is less headcannons and more a whole fic in bulletpoints lol) I hope you enjoy <3

TW: Day after; Alludes to previous sexual intercourse; Grammar Errors

Info: Lighter x Reader; Fluff; Headcannons

-You wake up to sunlight filtering in through the small crack between Lighters blinds, the warmth on your face a kindness that calls you to stir to life. There's a heavy weight across your middle and on your chest, accompanied by a different type of warmth -- human warmth.

-Your eyelids flutter open and, of course, you see your beloved partner Lighter curled up into your chest. He looked so peaceful resting like this, like all his worries had melted away from his mind and into the sheets until he woke up.

-You bring your hands up to play with his fluffy hair, smiling when he huffs a bit in his sleep, burrowing himself further into your chest if that is possible. Even in sleep he was trying to find ways to get you closer to him...

-Though he'd technically gotten you as close as possible last night if the dull ache inside you was telling enough. You could feel the sting in your hips already, and you would certainly limp a little when you got up, but you wouldn't trade it for the world.

-His green eyes blink up at you after a while of playing with his hair, foggy and glazed from sleep. He still finds it in himself to smile affectionately at you, and you can't help but smile back.

-"G'morning beautiful," He rumbles out, voice rough from his moaning last night, "Sleep well?"

-You nod at him, leaning down to press a kiss to his puffy lips in appreciation. That was answer enough for him and he lifted his weight off you in favor of leaning over you.

-He asks you if you're aching anywhere, and promptly massages your hips with the calloused pads of his fingers. The friction still surprisingly pleasant, and the ache in your hips eases up a little. It warms your heart, the amount of care he treats you with.

-He'll coo at you sweetly as he tries his best to ease the pain, mumbling about how much he enjoyed last night. How pretty you are. How much he loves you. How grateful he is you trusted him. All the sweet nothings.

-He takes the morning uncharacteristically slow, having been excused by Caesar apparently, or so he claims. He lazes around with you, happy just to have you in his arms for a while. You do, however, have to get up at some point which he grumbles about when you move to roll out of the sheets.

-You were right about the ache in your hips, you end up limping your way to the shower, and standing for the duration of it sucks. Lighter offers to help you out, but you insist on doing it by yourself (you wouldn't be able to keep your hands to yourself if you'd let him).

-Instead, you let him pick out some old clothes of his to wear, since yours don't exactly smell the best at this point. A too big t-shirt and a pair of sweats that no longer fit him find their way to your arms

-He waits for you patiently, like a puppy locked away from its owner during work hours. It's very cute. He's dressed now, cleaned up by himself while you were gone it seems. He practically leaps to greet you, pulling you into a sweet kiss. You hadn't expected him to be so clingy, but it was incredibly charming.

-He guides you carefully through Blazewood to get breakfast from Cheesetopia -- or, brunch more like it. You figured after your first time you would be a bit awkward, but Lighter didn't allow you any room for that. All was as usual, assuring you that nothing major had changed. Which, why would it have?

-Well... there was one thing...

-Caesar sat in a booth as you walked in, and the grin on her face said it all. She waved you over, and Lighter begrudgingly helped you over. You do your best to hide the limp, though it's absolutely futile with Caesars next words.

-"Have fun last night you two?" She teases, and humiliation washes over you -- Lighter's cheeks also turning a deep red, "No need to answer. We all heard you last night."

-Obviously, everyone around here knew of your relationship with Lighter... they didn't need to know the details. When you don't answer in your fluster, Caesar scoffs and waves her hands playfully. "Just kiddin', I stopped by to check up when you two disappeared. Congrats though!"

-She leaves you to eat after nearly giving you a heart attack, and you happily enjoy what you ordered. Feeling incredibly hungry after the night you had. Lighter doesn't seem to interested in his food, though. Just watching you with that same intensity from last night.

-You ask what's wrong, and he smiles wide at you, "Nothing, just admiring what's mine."

-You don't respond to that, because there's nothing you could say that's nearly as smooth as that.

Bonus:

You had me thinking about the nicknames a lot. I think that he definitely uses babe and baby the most. It's simple and easy to say, and people won't bat an eye if he calls you something like that. But he has other nicknames he uses you, some for specific situations, others just because he likes to switch it up sometimes.

Sugar is something he uses almost exclusively during sex. It's his way of coercing you into letting him take care of you, especially when you're acting all shy like it's an inconvenience. Or when you're afraid to make noise, "Lemme hear ya, Sugar~ Don't be shy~"

Darling is one that's more common to hear him throw out at random. However, it does have a specific use: scaring off other people. When someone is getting a little too friendly, he'll watch for a while until he can't bear it anymore and he has to intervene. He'll wrap his arms around you from behind, press a kiss to your temple, and ask "How're you feelin' Darlin'?" With a sharp glare at the offender

Doll is one that he likes to use to get you to squirm, almost always accompanied by a handsome grin. He uses it more to placate you when you're upset at him in a playful way. Like when his fangirls get a little too excited and upset you, he'll take your face in his hands and hum out, "Y'know they're not even half of what you're worth to me, doll. Stop your worrying."

Pumpkin I hadn't considered, but I think he uses it in private when it's just the two of you. It's a soft kind of thing he uses when you're really warming his heart. Curled up into his side half asleep, you'll hear him whisper it into the crown of your head, "I love you, Pumpkin."

[audliminal]

It's Just a Game, Right? Pt 8

Masterpost

"So I think they're using other languages," Tim says, the moment Bernard opens the door.

"Well hello to you too my beloved boyfriend," Bernard responds, kissing Tim on the cheek and pulling him into the apartment.

"Shut up," Tim says, following Bernard to the table. This is hardly the first time Tim has skipped past pleasantries like that, and Bernard seems to find it more amusing every time.

"Aw, I dunno if I can do that. I really like to talk to you," Bernard grins conspiratorially. "Plus, then I wouldn't get to tell you that you're half right."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, obviously other people noticed the comment, right?" Bernard, gestures towards the computer, where Tim can see the cryptic comment. It already has dozens of responses. "Mostly people are just freaking out about it, because this is like, our first instance of direct communication from them, but one of the people who saw it actually recognized what language it is."

"Just one?" Tim frowns.

"Yeah. It's called esperanto. I googled it and apparently it's a conlang from the late 1800s which is pretty cool. It was, like, invented to be kind of a universal language, I guess? It pulls from a lot of different languages, so that's why it looks like multiple languages."

"Huh."

"But! There's still the encoded portions to figure out, because the translation as-is doesn't really make any sense." Bernard scrolls and points to the translation that a commenter had offered. It reads To be fqzuhsx-ayccas is to be qtdkv-avnwkwkb; the veil afph-gqkduik but it is meant to igpmtwi-ocdq. Determination in the face of doubt.

"Huh," Tim studies the text, then notices something. "They've specifically encoded the verbs."

"Yep," Bernard shrugs. "I haven't tried anything for the encrypted stuff yet; figured i might as well wait for you."

"Okay, well I guess we start with the simplest? We know they've used caesar ciphers before, plus this is in response to what we did with the first caesar ciphers before, so we might as well try one of your decoder websites for that first."

"Seems reasonable," Bernard says, pulling up the website from before. He quickly copies the first word over and hits the button. "Well shit, that was quick."

"Only the first half, though." Tim mutters. "Do it to the rest of them." Bernard copies and decodes the rest. In short order, they have a the first half of each encryption decoded.

"To be gravity is to be orbit, the veil disk but it is meant to eclipse?" Bernard frowns. "That... doesn't make much more sense."

"What's up with the focus on astronomy, too."

"Oh, right, we haven't gotten that far yet. They keep referencing space stuff. There's like, a running theory about these messages being supposed to have come through a black hole?"

"Is that even possible? i thought black holes ate stuff forever."

"I dunno, I'm not really into space stuff. Besides it's like, sure there's evidence for it, and space seems to be narratively important? But the premise seems kind of contrived to me."

"You think they're doing something bigger than what everybody is seeing." Tim stares at the forum thread. If anything was going to give Bernard's theory some credence, it would be what literally just happened.

"Exactly." Bernard posted on a forum arguing that he thought the game ran deeper than people realized. And the creators, who so far hadn't interacted directly, had responded to that post, with a triple-encrypted message.

"Each shift was one further away than the last," Tim thinks rapidly. "It started with language, which could be either a part of the effort to encrypt it, or a part of the intended meaning. Possibly both. Then, they used caesar ciphers for the first layer of encryption, the same thing they used in their first post. How did they encrypt things in the second post?"

"I think I kind of mentioned it before, but the second post used a vigenere cipher. The names of the people in the first video were the keys, if I remember right."

"The first is the key to the second."

"What-"

"Take the second part and decode it with the first."

"Dude your mind is scary sometimes," Bernard laughs, but moves to do as Tim says, revealing the first encrypted word. "To be seen. That works..."

Tim starts writing down the full message, as Bernard decodes the rest. Finally, they have the full text of the message the creators intended to send.

"To be seen is to be remembered; the veil distracts but it is meant to hide. Determination in the face of doubt." Tim reads.

"Huh," Bernard says, leaning over to read it for himself. "Well, now we know what it says. Now we just need to figure out what that means."

[r0-boat]

I’ve been starving for ZZZ stuff on here, so can I get some first kiss headcanons for Caesar, Zhu Yuan, and Ellen please?

Hello! I would love to do your ask. However, I'm going to switch out Ellen Joe (since she's a minor)for Jane Doe

ZZZ Your First Kiss Headcannons

Gn!reader x Caeser/Jane Doe/Zhu Yuan SFW!!!

Caesar

Oh my god, shut up, shut the fuck up! This is actually happening?! She has literally dreamed about this moment, That's why she hasn't had her first kiss either. And now here you are her partner admitting to her that you never kissed anyone before. She's trying so hard to control herself right now but she's shaking so much the bench is shaking. Damn it where are wingman when you need them!?

Caesar is having an internal war about 40 of her thoughts probably even more stabbing her all at once. As she tries so hard to ring herself in and calm herself down so she can act cool. Probably too late because on the outside to you, Caesar is staring off into space.

You calling her name finally breaks her out, "Cesar are you okay? You're turning red..." Had she been staring off? And you look so worried for. She just sighs and tells the truth "yeah I'm just... A little nervous... This is kind of like a dream come true for me and I haven't kissed anyone either so-"

She was so focused on what she was trying to say. She didn't realize that your lips were pressed against hers. It all happened so fast that all she could feel was gentle pillowy lips against hers before melting.... Wow... Kissing is nice... Kissing is very nice... She's definitely going to get used to kissing.

As soon as you pull away she pulls you back in for another. She will definitely be thinking about this for a long time.

Zhu Yuan

She honestly doesn't mean to make fun of you when she smiles and giggles at that. She just finds it cute. She doesn't judge at all I mean she's definitely kissed people before but was as far as she went when it came to her dating life. And she's actually really happy for you to choose her as your first kiss. She can see why some people think it's special. She was one of those people who thought the same way after all.

"do you want me to initiate or?" She would ask with a smile. Which is nice of her to be considerate but honestly it just makes you more nervous. If you are the one who initiates she will patiently wait for you even if some of your signals are mixed. You're just as awkward as she is.

If you want her to initiate though... She'll make sure it's special. Zhu Yuan is a woman of many properties but what she really Is: is a prepared woman! She scarily knows a lot about you and will use that to your every weakness! Zhu Yuan tends to lean into people pleasing when it's people she really likes. And for this special occasion she leans into it 100%.

A lot of pressure... I know a little intimidating I know... But she just wants to make something that you care about feel special, since you really seem to want your first kiss to be special.

When she finally does kiss you Zhu Yuan kind of accidentally uses her tongue as she gets a little too into it. She's super apologetic about it. While you have no idea where she learned this. But you're kind of into it?

Jane Doe

Awww, That's cute. (Don't worry she's only half teasing) You're innocence is quite refreshing. Jane knows that her presence can be a little intimidating so she always tries to ease people's anxiety and you are no different, especially being her partner.

If it helps, she'll close her eyes if you ask her to initiate. She will ponder for a minute. The offer is tempting... As she currently thinks about the all devious ways she can really tease you, She ultimately declines; she wants you to do it. She wants you to kiss her for your first time What partner wouldn't want that?

Yes she is enjoying this, her tail is swaying much more like a cat enjoying its favorite toy than a rat. Once you finally do. You hear a squeal from her. Like putting her head in her hands and kicking her feet high school girl squeal. She couldn't hold it in anymore...

Jesus how are you so fucking cute!? She's going to have cuteness aggression if you keep doing this to her heart. She wants more kisses She demands more!

She's never ever once thought about the importance of a first kiss till now. She thinks about your first kiss with her a lot.

[soapcan18]

I am so sorry to the instrumental enjoyers, there was not enough space in the poll to include them 😭

[getaapologist]

hello, my dear emperor

i’m just thinking, what can a girl do when she’s in love with her caesar?

Oh my, Sage, you sure know how to surprise your Emperor. I do hope you mean me. It would be a bit embarrassing if you meant Caracalla…

Well, to address your lovely note, what can you do? I don’t suppose you saw me at the arena? Or when passing through the city? During this latest Lupercalia, perhaps? Yes, that would have been quite a sight for you.

You can continue to send me letters, of course. I will not tell you how joyful I was upon hearing your words read aloud by my dutiful scribe.

Do you… pine? You think of your Emperor often? I must admit, it is quite flattering to consider such things. Like what reaction you might have upon receiving this response.

Do you think I am handsome? I would expect anyone to be thinking such things, but you… you say you are in love? Those are serious words.

I suppose you are aware by now of my interest in finding a wife. I do suspect based on the quality of the paper you’ve written your note on that you might not live too far from the Hill. I would like to extend an invitation. Join me, only me, for a dinner. 

I am quite curious if your strong affections will hold up once you actually meet me. I will try to temper my expectations, as I know I am… difficult.

And if you meant Caracalla… do not tell me. Just refuse the invitation and save us all the embarrassment.

Publius Septimius Geta

[dioslesbianwife]

Hello hello! May i request Joseph(p2) and Caesar with the oblivious reader?

totally! thank you for requesting and i hope you enjoy !! <33333

Joseph Joestar

Joseph is not used to people missing his flirtations. Like, at all. He’s loud, confident, and dramatic- surely no one could miss his advances, right?

But then there’s you. And every single flirty line he throws your way goes completely over your head.

“Y’know, if you keep looking that good, I might just have to marry you.”

“Wait, marriage laws are that loose here?”

“…That is not the part you’re supposed to focus on.”

He winks, leans in closer, and tries to be smooth. But you? You just nod along like he’s making casual conversation. It kills him.

At first, he thinks you’re playing hard to get, but then he realizes you’re just genuinely not catching on.

He gets increasingly more obvious. One day, he’s like, “Wow, must be illegal to be that cute.” And you just go, “Actually, no, looks aren’t regulated by law. Unless you mean like, in modeling?”

This is his villain origin story.

Eventually, he straight-up grabs you by the shoulders, shakes you (gently), and goes, “I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I LIKE YOU.”

If you still don’t get it, he might just dramatically drop to the ground, groaning. “Caesar, I can’t do this anymore, I’m gonna die.”

Caesar Zeppeli

Oh, this poor, poor man. Caesar prides himself on being smooth, but you? You are his greatest challenge.

He tries all his usual moves- soft touches, deep eye contact, lingering hands- but you don’t react. You just assume he’s being friendly.

He calls you bella and tesoro, and you just smile and say, “That’s a nice nickname! What does it mean?”

He brings you a rose, spinning it between his fingers before tucking it behind your ear. “For you, bellissima.”

“Oh! Thanks, Caesar, I needed a hair accessory.”

He nearly drops dead on the spot.

At first, he thinks maybe you’re just shy, but no…you genuinely don’t realize he’s trying to seduce you.

The longer this goes on, the more desperate he gets. One day, he just outright says, “I want to take you out on a date.”

“Oh, sure! Who else is coming?”

He stares at you. He stares at the sky. He prays for patience.

When he finally, finally gets through to you, he just sighs deeply, drags a hand down his face, and mutters, “… I thought I was going to die before you figured it out.”

[sprunkimortality]

HI SAVES HELLO HELLO HI GOOD TO SEE YOU HOW ARE YOU

Saves: "Oh, goodness! Hello to you too, dear! You're quite active at this hour..."

Saves: "...er...please don't say it like that, dear. That...that sounds rather scary.

But I assure you, I will be alright!"

Saves: "A-Ah, yes, let's! I hope there's still some salad left...!"

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[Saves opens the fridge door, the cool air blowing through his fur. There were a couple of items inside, mainly leftovers which Saves had left untouched for at least a day. One of them being a bowl of caesar salad.]

Saves: "Ohohoho...yes...I am always right."

[But before he could grab the bowl...]

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Saves: ". . ."